Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Takenabe 2 day.agoOne night, the police show up to an Italian restaurant, quickly arresting the owner as he exits the bathroom and almost literally catching him with his pants down. He is quickly convicted of the car-bomb murder of local citizen John Doe, which ends up being an open and shut case thanks to the man's quick confession to the crime. The man's wife, however, is still convinced of his innocence, and hires a private eye to investigate the murder. Eventually, the detective secures undeniable proof of the convicted man's innocence, even managing to expose the true murderer: the owner of a rival Italian restaurant, who framed the man to ruin him. As the exonerated man is released from jail, he points at the cops that arrested him that day, shouting: "I tell-a you! I tell-a you, over and-a over, all-a I did was blow up-a da john!"
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What's wrinkled and smells like ginger? Fred Astaire's face.
I told him it’s the only way I win arguments. He said, “What do you mean *you* win?” Now we both have to see a therapist.
I have to split.
After some great sex, she lies there stroking his cock. He asks, “Do you want more sex?” “No,” she replies, “I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine.”
“I’ll be bock-bock-bock!”
A trophy
dyslexic snake
Turns out Lou had eaten it, it was in Lou
He said it was below knee
To get bock to the other side
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